Does Trump Have Syphilis?

 

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Does Trump Have Syphilis?

It seems ridiculous

But we have questions

Yes, we do

 

Jimmy Carter had hemorrhoids

George Washington used opioids

Abe Lincoln was depressed

Like me and you

 

We Are the People

We've heard some fishy stories

Something bout this one

Just doesn't smell quite right

 

Does Trump Have Syphilis?

It sounds preposterous

But given what we saw at that sad press conference

If Trump doesn't have syphilis...

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Then what's his excuse?